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While watching Sunday Night Football:

Owen: Knock knock
Me: Who's there
Owen: Burrito
Me: Burrito who?
Owen: Burrrrr, this burrito is cold! I made that up.

Marcus: Knock knock
Erin: Who's there?
Marcus: Mr. Banana Head
Erin: Mr. Banana Head who?
Marcus: Wait. I mean...nachos!

Owen: Why is the letter B always so cold?
Me: I don't know. Why?
Owen: Because it's always next to the A/C! I made that up.

Owen: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Owen: Nachos
Me: Nachos who?
Owen: Yummmm, because they're delicious!

Owen: Why do footballs look so weird?
Me: Why?
Owen: Because they have feet on them! (cracks up)

Owen: Why is the team called the Bengals?
Me: Why?
Owen: Because everyone likes to eat bagels! Get it? Because bagel and bengal sounds the same. HA!

Erin: Who do you like more, Michael Knight or MacGyver?
Marcus: (chanting) Mi-chael Knight, M-ichael Knight!
Erin: Who do you like more, Michael Knight or B.A. Baracus?
Marcus: (chanting) B.A. Ba-ra-cus, B.A. Ba-ra-cus!

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