Stochastic thought of the day

Did you know that the men of the Aka Pygmies in the northern Congo soothe their young ones by letting the babies suck on their nipples until the mothers come back from gathering food in the forest? Medical researchers think this may be why men evolved nipples, despite not having active mammary glands. So they're more than just decoration after all! Must have come in handy for our ancient ancestors when Mommy was away getting FroYo.

Not that I know anything about that first-hand...

Just sayin', s'all!

Comments

mama mia said…

oooh! I see a yogurtland location in Houston!

August 13, 2008 at 8:36 PM

The Ghost of John Brown said…

I'm REALLY hoping that the label on this post that reads "nipples" winds up with a longer list. This could be the highest trafficked blog on teh internets...

August 14, 2008 at 9:27 AM

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