Over dinner tonight, Erin recounted the following Mar conversations (Marversations):
Mar: Mom, you can't stand up to go pee. Only me and Owen can. You can't stand up to pee because you don't have a penis. Moms don't have penises. But i know a mom who does have a penis
Mar: Yeah, really.
Mar: His name is Clarence Simmons and he is a good guy and he is a mom. For real.
(We don't know anyone named Clarence or Simmons.)
Mar, Owen and their friend Mila are jumping on the trampoline.
Owen: Mila, are you allergic to peanut butter?
Owen: Okay, then you can have a peanut butter sandwich, too!
Mar: But no. I don't want one. I'm allergic to sharing.
(This is, indeed, a fact. Mar is allergic to sharing...and quite often allergic to manners, too)