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In the last few days, there have been some real gems from the boys:

Owen, upon school pickup today: "MOMMY! School really isn't so bad after all. And I got to do a special thing where I took some paper to the office!"

Marcus, upon school pickup today: "Mommy, I missed you." then, with a fierce-double-lip-pout, "I was MAD! I missed you"

Owen: "I asked Sam if I could have a playdate with him."
Me: "Oh yeah? What did he say?"
Owen: "Nothing. The bell rang"



Comments

mama mia said…
Reality kicked in for Mar, eh? Glad he can let you know how he feels :)
Anonymous said…
LOL! Never a dull moment...
I feel I should add, from OUR Owen, about YOUR Owen:

Owen B: "Owen J. turned out to be shorter AND nicer than I thought he would be."
Me: "Really? What do you mean?"
Owen B: "When I heard there was another Owen, I thought he would be taller than me and mean to me, but he's the same size as me and really nice!"
JohnJohn said…
Mike: Thanks for sharing Owen B's comments! Priceless!

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